Lanky Kong

"'He has no style, he has no grace.' - Disembodied Voice.  "

Lanky Kong is a character from the Donkey Kong series and a wrestler in the Alternate Universe Wrestling organization.

He has been known to never lose a match, and is solely responsible for the end of the first known universe, forcing the almighty ones to create the second known universe after sealing away Lanky permanently in the first known universe.

He Has No Style [Year Zero]
Lanky made his debut during Week 7 of Year Zero, where he immediately began interrupting literally every single match he could. All matches in Week 7, that Lanky couldn't interrupt, were declared no contests. This caused Week 7 to be literally pointless, and forced the almighty ones to suspend Lanky for a week while they decided what to do with him. Unfortunately, this was the worst possible thing they could do, and only incurred the wrath of the one with no style.

He Has No Grace [Year Zero]
Lanky made his return during the fourth pay-per-view of the year, The Core, and proceeded to completely destroy everyone like he had before. He interrupted every single match he could, embarrassing all the wrestlers, destroying them effortlessly, all without style, or grace. Rather than be disqualified and cause these matches to become no contents, Lanky instead did the impossible.

He won all the championship titles that the Alternate Universe Wrestling organization had. This included winning the tag team titles by teaming up with a doppelgänger of himself, and literally changing his gender so he could win the woman's championship.

The almighty ones realized that they had made the gravest mistake possible, and began to plot how they would take action against the dark god of wrestling.

This Kong Has A Funny Face [Year Zero]
Upon his destruction of absolutely all that is holy, the almighty ones knew that Lanky could not be allowed to roam free. The construction of hell itself, the unholy trombone playing orangutang, had to be dealt with. They knew that he had tainted this world too much, and that he must be destroyed. However, now that Lanky held all the championship belts of power, it was impossible for him to be destroyed. He was far too powerful. The almighty ones knew there was only one thing left that they could do. They would lock up the unholy one in the entirety of the first known universe, and create the second known universe, in hopes that they would find (or create) someone with enough strength to destroy the crazy kong. This is how the Prophecy of the One came to be created.